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Dec 13, 2010

Today's Humor: Signs You're "All Grown-Up Now"


-- You keep more food than beer in the fridge.

-- 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.

-- You hear your favorite song on an elevator.

-- You watch the Weather Channel.

-- Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and break up.

-- You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.

-- Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."

-- You're the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next door won't turn down the stereo.

-- You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.

-- Your car insurance goes down and your payments go up.

-- Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.

-- You no longer take naps from noon to 6 PM.

-- Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.

-- A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff."

-- You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.

-- 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.

-- You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.

-- You read this entire list, looking desperately for one sign that doesn't apply to you, but, can't find one to save your life.

Thanks to Arcamax.com

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3 comments:

AngelBaby said...

You are right I looked and looked for a sign that it was not me! I could not find one so I guess I am all grown up now! So sad!

I came by to wish you a very Merry Christmas and Happy New Year filled with love, blessings, peace and joy.

Love and Blessings,
AngelBaby

chubskulit said...

What a nice list of things to read mare.. howdy?

Lalique said...

Helloo
I didnt find your c box
happy new year friend. happy monday
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