A certain little girl, when asked her name, would reply, "I am Mr. Sugarbrown's daughter."
Her mother told her this was wrong, she must say, "I am Jane Sugarbrown."
The Vicar spoke to her in Sunday School and said, "Aren't you Mr. Sugarbrown's daughter?"
She replied, "I thought I was, but mother says I'm not."
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