Feb 26, 2009

On The Lighter Side #9: On Living

Nothing travels faster that the speed of light with the possible exception of bad news, which obeys its own special laws.

Gravity is a contributing factor in 73 percent of all accidents involving falling objects.

Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes!

You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred.

It is amazing how fast later comes when you buy now!

Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business.

Coffee News, Feb. 9, 2009

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