Pet Owner: "Every time a bell rings my dog goes and sits in the corner."
Veterinarian: "That's perfectly normal; he is a boxer."
A wise old owl sat on an oak, the more he saw the less he spoke; the less he spoke the more he heard.
There is a pill for every ill, and a bill for every pill.
The rich invest; the smart investigate.
If a giraffe had a sore throat, how many lozenges would it need to make it feel better?
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Have a great day everyone!
Coffee News, Wylie Edition Jan. 2012
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