Dec 4, 2008

On The Lighter Side #4: Random Issues

Mouse Potato: The online, wired generation's answer to the couch potato.

A programmer is someone who solves a problem you did not know you had in a way you do not understand.

People who speak more than they listen should consider how peculiar they would look if they had two mouths and one ear.

A little girl was explaining to her friend what it means to be adopted. "It means," she said, "that I grew in Mommy's heart, not in her tummy."

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