Dec 19, 2008

On The Lighter Side #5: Personal Matters

The length of a film should be directly related to the the endurance of the human bladder.

Behind every successful man stands a surprised mother-in-law.

Consider the postage, my son. It secures success through its ability to stick to one thing till it gets there.

Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.

Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement: bananosecond.

Learn from the past - Live for today - Look for tomorrow - Take a nap this afternoon!

Take care of your body, it is the only place you have to live.

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Tey said...

I will definitely take a nap... Hmmmm Love your post Marly
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mharms said...

Yes Tey...I love napping in the afternoons :)