Money is an excellent servant, but a horrible master.
The one time a windshield wiper will work properly is when it is holding a parking ticket.
Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage.
Computers will never take the place of books. You cannot stand on a floppy disk to reach a high shelf.
Hard work spotlights the character of people; some turn up their sleeves, some turn up their noses, and some do not turn up at all.
It is not how far you fall, but how high you bounce.
Coffee News August 8, 2008
The one time a windshield wiper will work properly is when it is holding a parking ticket.
Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage.
Computers will never take the place of books. You cannot stand on a floppy disk to reach a high shelf.
Hard work spotlights the character of people; some turn up their sleeves, some turn up their noses, and some do not turn up at all.
It is not how far you fall, but how high you bounce.
Coffee News August 8, 2008
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